Yep, the Mitchell Harris Mate vs Mate Footy Tipping comp has our MAY LIMERICK CHALLENGE going!
A sample of the first week's work:
Two thousand and nine is a tipster's nightmare,
Results each week go the shape of a pear,
A drop of Mitchell Harris red eases the pain,
of punters going insane,
and cat fans who are too smug to bear. - Watto
Results each week go the shape of a pear,
A drop of Mitchell Harris red eases the pain,
of punters going insane,
and cat fans who are too smug to bear. - Watto
There once was a tipper called Jan,
She was Didak's no 1 fan.
As the pies began to slide
To her wine-maker she did confide,
Mitchell Harris, full forward, is the plan. -Jan
There's a lot more things to football,
Than one would ever think,
There are blokes running round in pouring rain,
When they could be having a drink?
Me, I like Mitchell, the wine that gives me voice,
When you line them up together,
Well, do you have a choice?
Go to the footy,
Drink Mitchell's wine,
Don't get too cocky,
Or step out of line.
It's only been decades,
Since my last flag,
Mitchell Harris is my winner,
Of that I do brag! - Helen
Than one would ever think,
There are blokes running round in pouring rain,
When they could be having a drink?
Me, I like Mitchell, the wine that gives me voice,
When you line them up together,
Well, do you have a choice?
Go to the footy,
Drink Mitchell's wine,
Don't get too cocky,
Or step out of line.
It's only been decades,
Since my last flag,
Mitchell Harris is my winner,
Of that I do brag! - Helen
So there you go, can you tipsters beat any of those?? You have this week to go. Best poet collects the booze!
There's a 300 gamer called Aker,
ReplyDeleteWhose mouth is as fast as a Krakouer,
He drinks Mitchell-Harris,
'Cos it has the right balance,
And it goes well with cheese and a cracker!